Old School - Best Classic And Vintage Films

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Love In The Rain (1971)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1971
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Laura Cannon, Jamie Gillis, Shaun Costello...

Description: If you’re still alive, our second drooler Love in the Rain will jumpstart your heart. Maxine, Maria, Valerie and Leslie, four happy-go-lucky gutter sluts, ask the immortal question, "What do four beautiful girls do on a rainy day?" Give up? It sure ain’t needlepoint! So much for a plotline.
They invite three blithering idiots over for some naked nirvana. Maria, who appears to have gingivitis samples Gillis’ kidney cracker, while Maxine gets bagged in the derriere. There’s high drama as another stud, "Herb", develops equipment problems. He tries to get a chubby, but it’s like shooting pool with a rope.
Valerie and Leslie turn out to be lesbians anyway. Herb’s been set up by his buddies. But he has the last laugh, "Little do they know," he lisps, smiling girlishly.

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:00:21
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1484 kbps, 0.165 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/gtzvuo16b4cp/LoveInTheRain.rar

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Big Thing (1973)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Peter Higgins
Starring: Andrea True, Jill Pettington, Teresa Bismark, Tina Russell, Jason Russell, Levi Richards, Marc Stevens

Description: The size of Marc Stevens’ Big Thing is obviously the inspiration for the title, but a good alternate moniker for this sextravaganza might have been "Hardcore Galore," for the action here is virtually non-stop.
In a modest bit of type-casting, Tina Russell plays the nymphomaniac wife of a philandering husband — the perfect marriage, after all! These two are continuously, and rabidly, unfaithful to each other. Which is all you’re gonna get in the way of a plot — and all you need.
Tina, early in her all-too-short career, is vivacious and vixenish as the insatiable wife who wolfs down orgy playmate Stevens’ big thing without gagging — even as she takes other things, big and small, in whatever orifice happens to be available. She actually seems to be having a grand old time fucking and sucking and there’s a very funny moment when Tina and her hubby are at last in bed together after their Long Day’s Orgy Into Night and he stammers suspiciously, "How come your lips are hot?" Oh boy!

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:53:55
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1680 kbps, 0.190 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/nxe3fi428f3c/BigThing.rar

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Angela's Foursome (1972)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1972
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Jill Sweete, Roshell Rush, Suzanne Fields, Adam Ward, Keith Erickson

Description: Angela’s Foursome is the film which once and for all exposes the film processing house racket as a hotbed of sin and vice. When a struggling company starts taking on pornographer clients, they attract the attention of a hardnosed hillbilly cop who’s on the prowl for "dirty Commie stuff from Moscow." The owner, Keith Erickson, his secretary Suzanne Fields, and his fresh-faced housefrau, Jill Sweete, decide to solve the problem by hiring a sexy hypnotist to put the whammy on the fuzz.
They make a short film which hyp-no-tizes the cop into believing that porn is good (a process soon to be adopted for all SWV tapes) and then to seal the deal, the hypnotist bangs the lab technician (in slow motion). "Wonderful! Just wonderful!" barks the hoodooed porker. We couldn’t agree less.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:42:53
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 2147 kbps, 0.291 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/sdmv95raxkvg/AngelaFoursome.rar

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Love After School (1974)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Carmel Monterey (as Mindy Wilson), Carmen Olivera, Eve Orlon, Fran Carlstadt, Leslie Staples, Chris Wilson, Roy Van Der Welt

Description: Love After School is an extracurricular fuckfest featuring demi-legend Eve Orlon as "an unusual gal" who’s got "her own sex thing."
Translation: she’s a sex-ed teacher who supplements her in-class instruction by visiting her students at home and giving them live demonstrations. Gadzooks! The students eagerly look forward to these visits because, like all red-blooded American boys and girls, they wish to learn "how to properly fuck."
"Teach" keeps up a running commentary of pseudo-educational nonsense, but after gawking at the demos and making sophomoric cracks, the students volunteer to give their own live demonstrations. Which is what we were waiting for, right? Before you can say, "Pop Quiz," the entire class is participating in a hardcore Show & Tell, providing their own idiot commentary.
The girls are all young and delicious, there’s a crazy narrator who talks to the movie, not in it, and if you’re anything like the Deviate, you’ll find yourself longing wistfully for those bodacious days of gang-bangs and bongs — when love came as close as it ever will to actually being free.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:57:23
Video: 720 x 544, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1570 kbps, 0.185 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/cq4fhn8phplb/LoveAfterSchool.rar

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Happy You Could Come (Adultery) (1975)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1975
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Anne Marie, Cindy Wilson, Flora McIntosh, Susie Carlson, Wendy Sanders, Henry Ferris

Description: Bucky’s done it again! That swinging bevy of beavers from the high ’70s classics Swinging Sorority Girls and Swinging Ski Girls are back in action — hardcore action! — and every one of those delicious debs is very Happy You Could Come (a.k.a. Adultery).
In this effort, they demonstrate, to our utter satisfaction, what swinging ’70s chicks did with their hubbies before breakfast, with each other’s hubbies before lunch, and with the milkman and delivery boy before supper. It’s a slice of life, you see.
No plot, except the plot to arouse and titillate — and this plot is realized with the utmost success, as far as the Deviate is concerned. The dildos buzz like piper cubs, and the water beds undulate with tidal waves.
All of these swinging nymphs seem to love fucking, which accounts for a great part of their appeal. The Deviate has droolingly followed their careers from softcore to hardcore, through The Lumberjack, Sex Station, and The Lucifers, and watching them go all out here for the noble cause of our greater libidinal edification was... well, edifying.

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:53:35
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1690 kbps, 0.190 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/d3dcfruh2cts/HappyYouCouldCome.rar

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Love For Sale (1973)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Simon L. Egree
Starring: Bea Moore, Becky Sharpe, Cleo O'Hara, Jacqueline Lissette, Henry Ferris, Rick Cassidy

Description: Rick Cassidy and two stud buddies drop in at a suburban track house of ill repute in the quirky ’70s sexathon Love for Sale. Madame Amaryllis complains to them about hard times in the oldest profession, then brings out Rachel, Venus, Carmen, and Desiree, who proceed to introduce themselves, each in turn, like the first day of school. These intros, intercut with reaction shots of the slavering studs, is some kind of funny.
Madame Amaryllis conducts the whole business like a Tupperware party, but when one of the dudes brags that he plans to "fuck her till her eye teeth come out," the school-teacherly Madame whacks him over the head with a double-dildo: "Young man, there will be no vulgarity in this house!"
The Deviate doesn’t know whether that follows falls into the category of the vulgar or not, and he didn’t notice any eye teeth falling out, but the fucking and sucking is boner fide ’70s hardcore. In between sessions, Carmen does a complete Latin song and dance number in the spirit of the late, great Miranda.
The ’70s were a real trip, weren’t they?

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:51:36
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1762 kbps, 0.195 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/c4g2fk2whn0l/LoveForSale.rar

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Intimidation (1977)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1977
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Joe Davian
Starring: Jackie Right, Marlene Willoughby, Crystal Sync (as Melinda Sol), Carter Stevens (as Aka Mitchell), Gilbert Palmitier (as Harry Cash), Hershel Savage (as Jack Soft), R. Bolla (as Robin Hoock), Ashley Moore (as Steve Pumpkin)

Description: Intimidation opens with R. Bolla and Marlene Willoughby sitting in front of a blazing fireplace and plotting some naughtiness involving a gang of drug smugglers. They seal their plan and their fates by making love — er, make that fucking ferociously — on the floor before the fire.
Marlene’s lanky sex appeal is at its zenith in this spry caper flick, and fans of felonious fellatio will simply love watching her go down on the Bolla baloney.
When the smuggling is successfully brought off, the gang gets together on a yacht to bring each other off and, apparently, to give Bolla and Marlene an opportunity to pull a double-cross. This they do, and the rest of the gang (including porn stud Hershel Savage) start playing rough.
The jism and bullets fly! Don’t miss the exciting climax — make that climaxes — in which evil triumphs over evil. To the role of a stewardess-cum-smuggler who gets in over her head (and gives head over and over again), Marlene brings her unique blend of pornographic talents and turns in a performance that gives new meaning to the term contraband. (Ouch!)

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:52:55
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1714 kbps, 0.235 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/ihsq31v4v1l9/Intimidation.rar

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My Husband, The Producer (1974)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Ernest Danna
Starring: Darby Lloyd Rains, Heather Ellis, Judy Craven, Lynn Ashley, Alan Marlow, Levi Richards

Description: In My Husband, The Producer, a real cute British lass has had enough of being "a respectable Long Island housewife." Her philandering producer husband is never home and she’s as horny as Hornblower (as they used to say in Kipling’s day).
Though there are movie posters all over the walls of his office, the husband seems to produce nothing but cum. Indeed, the duties of his perky blonde secretary don’t go much beyond giving the boss head and sticking bananas up her twat.
Darby Lloyd Rains drops by the office with her portfolio and instantly has a pre-interview snatch lunch with the secretary. No wonder no movies are getting produced!
Well, the Deviate was glad this one was. British censorship has eradicated porn in the Commonwealth, and just watching one of the Queen’s subjects swallowing Colonial cock is a treat in itself.

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:06:44
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1268 kbps, 0.175 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 192 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/hkoy1w7vcwrx/MyHusbandTheProducer.rar

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A Story Of The Bizarre (1974)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Kay White, Kris Flanagan...

Description: A good-looking young couple, Tom and Patty, wake up in the morning and fuck. Another good-looking young couple wake up and don’t fuck — they talk instead, but their words are out of sync. Truly A Story of the Bizarre if the Deviate ever saw one.
The plot answers the question: Who will get a promotion? Both couples attend a party thrown by Tom and Bill’s boss with the promotion on the line. Complication — the boss and his wife are swingers and the party quickly develops into a swap meet, ’70s hardcore style, which is why the boss threw the party in the first place!
Fucking your way to the top never seemed like so much fun! The actresses who play the wives are extremely appealing and surely know a hardon from a halibut. If, after watching them in action, you’re still interested in knowing who will get the promotion, you lose some points in the Deviate’s book.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:02:56
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1356 kbps, 0.185 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 192 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/zgpydiooj3pw/StoryOfTheBizarre.rar

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Big Hair Romp (1974)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Andy Bellamy, Starlyn Simone, John Keith, George Peters

Description: The plot of Big Hair Romp is so well-hidden that a gratuitous voice-over was inserted near the beginning just to provide the illusion of a plot for those of us boorish enough to need one in a porno film: two ex-cons, Stick and Spade, pick up (or get picked up by) three pretty girls, and the voice-over tells us that the two guys just did ten years in the slammer for fraud — no doubt they’re the producers of this flick — and that the girls are "budding actresses from good families." (If you can find any connection between this information and the rest of the movie, you’re either a defense attorney or a medieval philosopher.)
Our "budding actresses" here have a serious oral fixation, and they are quick to home in on Stick’s husky "thingamabob," as they reverently call it. So there s lively intercourse between "cun & con," and when a knee gets in the way, the vexed director can be heard off-camera saying, "Hey, we’re not seeing any of this!"
Then, out of nowhere, Chuck, The Gay Photographer, is called in to shoot some stills of the ex-cons. Played by sexploitation stalwart John Keith (whose performance has more ham in it than a New York deli), Chuck, The Gay Photographer, actually provides a certain welcome comic relief to the usual porn strenuousities, especially when the budding actresses fixate orally on him.

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:52:59
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1709 kbps, 0.155 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/9pji88y0jyub/BigHairRomp.rar

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The Finishing School (1973)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Unknown

Description: Okay class, open your schoolbooks. Today’s lesson? Reading, writing and reaming. The girl’s in Miss Penbrook’s class are learning more than their A-B-C’s in Finishing School. Satisfying your husband is "the most important lesson of being a wife." She demonstrates how with Mr. Johnson, a donkey-dicked idiot with plastic-looking hair. Miss Penbrook takes his huge joystick and stuffs it down her esophagus like it’s a cocktail frank. (Sexual education was never like this in my high school!)
While Mr. J is jamming his salami up her crease she says matter-of-factly, "It will be his preference to blast inside your cunt or in, on occasion, your mouth. You must oblige him because it’s your duty." Kee-rist! Feminists should be loading their guns and sharpening their knives right about now.
The message taught at this school is: Hey girls! Just lay back and grab your ankles! Finishing School is offensive and vile. I loved every minute of it.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:55:38
Video: 640 x 480, XviD 1.1.2, 23.976 fps, 1688 kbps, 0.230 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-2 Layer 3, 24000Hz, 64 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/wsw27sx3oqtm/FinishingSchool.rar

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Spaced Out (1975)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1975
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Nora Wieternik, Suzanne Fields, Gerard Broulard, Mycle Brandy, Steven Jaworski

Description: Spaced Out, has several things going for it, the biggest being Suzanne Fields. Fields found fame starring in Flesh Gordon. But porn ninjas know (and love) her for the dozens of triple-XXX films she did in the early seventies. In a genre known for women who couldn’t turn on a light bulb, she was a wonderful exception. Fields looked like a cross between Julie Newmar and Jennifer Aniston with her thin slender frame, cupcake breasts, and pouty scarlet lips. Best of all (unlike today’s bulimics), she appeared to really get off on having sex in front of a camera. She’s like a bottle of ketchup: shake her, turn her upside down, and she comes slow.
In Spaced Out, Fields plays a troubled gal named Cleo. Cleo’s in love with her boyfriend, Jamie, but gets strung-out on dope. She falls under the spell of Burt, a middle-aged drug dealer whose toupee deserves its own screen credit. Burt lures Cleo to his lime-green apartment, and introduces her to the soda can between his legs. He forces her to shine his helmet. "Get on your knees!" he barks, then begins a ferocious rear assault. The scene ends with Cleo’s anguished oinks.
Should she stay or stray? Although she loves Jamie. Cleo is addicted not only to dope but Burl’s demon semen...

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:49:22
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1847 kbps, 0.205 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/t0edtki677k9/SpacedOut.rar

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Spy Eye (1971)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1971
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Donn Greer
Starring: Annette Michael, Donna Nation, Pamala Westcott, Frank Harris, Gerard Broulard

Description: Off to Europe on business, millionaire Mr. Cavanaugh hires private dick Dick Scott to keep an electronic Spy Eye on his "nympho wife" Sheila, who’s been "screwing around with everyone — man, woman, dog, beast..." as well as daughter Jean, who’s "technically a virgin."
A clever voice-over narration, in the spirit of ’40s film noir, adds to the fun. As Scott installs his absurdly obvious bugging devices in the Cavanaugh home, we are told that he had "that joint so staked out, a dust particle couldn’t have ridden in on a gnat’s ass."
But the Great Scott has a flaw: "Dick’s problem was pretty obvious — it stuck out like a sore thumb and throbbed twice as hard. So he begins his surveillance by screwing the Cavanaugh maid, and concludes his surveillance by screwing the Cavanaugh wife — who’s a babe and a half, by the way — and winds up screwing himself when "Daddy Warbucks" catches him flagrante delicto...
Among the revelers, watch for Annette (Room for Rent) Michael, who plays the "big-titted Swede" Inga, the masseuse whose massages make "Lady Chatterley’s Lover look like a girl scout manual!"
In a nice twist at the end, we learn that the private eye has been set up by none other than the narrator himself! In between, the Cavanaugh bedroom is the venue for something on the order of a Roman orgy! Superior ’70s porn and great fun!

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:00:57
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1470 kbps, 0.200 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/7jmdi6644wkk/SpyEye.rar

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Bride's Delight (1971)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Andy Bellamy, Kathy Hilton, Star, Sue Peters, Terri Johnson, Jack King, John Keith, William Howard

Description: In Bride’s Delight, a moronic hillbilly couple (who make Jethro and Ellie Mae Clampett look like rocket scientists) win a contest to Hollywood, the muffmunching capital of the world. Not used to the big city ways, our lovers visit a motion picture studio. Unfortunately, they pick Classy Sex Productions.
They are quickly conned into performing in skin flicks by a smut peddler who looks like Santa Claus. The pair are shown the ropes by hardcore humpsters, Pete and Star (a real sex machine who’s all legs) who contribute a breathless bang. The newlyweds soon get distracted by their own hormones and contribute some sheetsurfing of their own.
Bride’s Delight wraps things up with an atomic foursome containing the usual grinding, writhing, moaning, grunting, and licking.
And they lived hornily ever after.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:51:44
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1756 kbps, 0.235 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

Download:
https://filejoker.net/hg0ocx2dtc00/BrideDelight.rar

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69 Minutes (1977)


Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1977
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Unknown

Description: A supermarket heist turns ugly when the shooting starts in 69 Minutes. Characters and plot are a la Peckinpah, and some thrilling action is on offer here, but the hardcore sensibility wins out in me end.
"Seeing you waste the motherfucker like that makes my cock hard!" That, from the brains of the gang. But if there’s a brain in this gang, it’s pretty well-disguised.
Anyway, authentic Southwestern atmospherics add a touch of realism to this gritty tale of bad guys on the run from the law. However, both the law (here represented by a masturbating sheriff) and the outlaws are so busy screwing, it seems highly improbable that they will ever cross paths at all.
And, in fact, they don’t. The bad guys are brought down by poetic justice or fate (which is an abstraction and therefore has no sex scenes).
The gals in the gang are white trash and sexy as hell, and their fucking and sucking are in the finest white-trash tradition. "Oh, wow," drawls one, "You are lookin’ at a completely fucked girl!" The getaway is to Tampico, but the getaway boat blows up in the gulf, and that’s what the Deviate calls getting "completely fucked."

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 01:02:43
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1425 kbps, 0.160 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo

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https://filejoker.net/n2u4i26cs1b9/69Minutes.rar